I always have a dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation .__.
- When something bad happens:
- When something REALLY bad happens:
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food:
- When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:
- When I burn something while cooking:
- When human stupidity frustrates me:
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:
- When I'm broke:
- When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:
- When someone disagrees with me:
- When I argue with my girlfriend:
- When I'm embarrassed:
- Someone says "Good Night":
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested
– Hunter S. Thompson (via cwestdesign)(Source: alisonwynn)
Via Crumpled NotesI feel like counting the lens flares in Star Trek (or any JJ Abrams production, to be honest) should be a drinking game.
(Source: unwantedobsolescence)
About me
Knowledge and Escapades.With a healthy dose of tea and biscuits on the side.
